I wonder why I got out of bed at all.

Sooooo this morning on my way to work, I drove out of the garage and up the little hill at the exit of my apartment complex, and my headlights fell on a car parked on the other side of the road. A couple was having sex in the front seat. Yup. His chair was leaned back and she was on his lap, and she wasn't sitting still. At 5:30 AM in November it is rather dark on that road, but they'd decided to park right across from the driveway of my apartment complex, in just the right spot where anyone exiting the complex could not help but see them.

Either they're incredibly stupid, or they like it that way.